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SQUACH
PADDLES
Kickstarter · Dec 25, 2026
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Kickstarter — Launching Christmas Day 2026
SQUACH
PADDLES
Pickleball. But Make It Cosmic.

The most original pickleball paddles ever made. Galaxy colorways. Original Squach characters. Built for players who refuse to be boring.

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— 5 Founding Colorways —
Embossed Stealth Black
The Embossed
Stealth Black
Grid Court Carbon White
Grid Court
Carbon White
Stealth Split Limited
Stealth Split
Limited Edition
Forest Green Flagship
Forest Green
Flagship
Bronze Gorilla Collector
Bronze Gorilla
Collector
Why Squach Paddles
Built Different.
Plays Different.

Every paddle is engineered for performance and designed to turn heads on the court. No boring paddles. No generic colorways. Ever.

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Carbon Fiber Face
16mm polypropylene honeycomb core with carbon fiber face for maximum pop, precision, and touch. Tournament-grade construction.
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Galaxy Sublimation
Full-wrap galaxy sublimation print. Each colorway is a unique interstellar scene — no two paddles look the same from the court.
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Original Characters
Bigfoot, UFOs, cosmic footprints — all original SquachAcers artwork. Original designs that make a statement every game.
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Edge Guard & Grip
Durable edge protection and a comfortable grip, engineered for players who want every advantage without sacrificing style.
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5 Launch Colorways
Stealth Black, Carbon White, Stealth Split, Forest Green, Bronze Gorilla. Each colorway limited to founding backer quantities only.
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Built for USAPA Specs
Designed to meet USAPA paddle specifications. Play competitively or recreationally — these paddles deliver either way.
The Squach Universe
Meet the
Characters

Every paddle tells a story. Every character is original. The SquachAcers universe is just getting started.

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Galaxy Squatch
The original. Wandering the cosmos leaving footprints across galaxies.
Flagship
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Abduction Squatch
Classic upside-down in the tractor beam. Unbothered. It's not the first time.
Limited
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CE-5 Contact
Peace and interspecies diplomacy. Bigfoot's otherworldly business partner.
Collector
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Forest Kapture
Deep in the Florida wilderness. UFO overhead. Still not moving.
Founding
Kickstarter Backer Tiers
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Launch

Founding backers get exclusive pricing, limited colorways, and permanent Founding Supporter status. These prices disappear after launch.

Squach Fan
$29
Retail: $49
1 Galaxy Abduction patch
Digital wallpaper pack
Founding Supporter badge
Early access to future drops
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Most Popular
Squach Player
$89
Retail: $149
1 Squach Paddle — your choice of colorway
2 exclusive backer patches
Paddle sleeve + carry bag
Founding Supporter status
Name in the Squach origin story
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Squach Squad
$199
Retail: $349
2 paddles — both colorways
Full founding patch collection (all 4)
Exclusive Squach Squad hoodie
Lifetime 20% discount on all products
Video call with the founder
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